DISCLAIMER

The site layout and manipulated graphics are mine, though the photos they come from belong to whatever lucky bastards got to take pictures of Johnny while he was in deliciously stupid pain. But MTV owns Jackass, and subsequently Johnny's ass. This is the most boring page on this site, you realise. It is utterly pointless.

I mean, why? Why would I spend my time making this? Who knows? Seems pretty futile. What do I have to disclaim? The website is mine, the contents and the sites are mine, Johnny's not, but then again, you all knew that. If Johnny was mine, I don't think I'd be typing this. I'd be playing with him. Or at least, y'know... shooting darts at him or something. Who'd have time for crap disclaimer pages then? Not me!

But Johnny is not mine, and here I am, typing out this garbage. You know, I should really finish the rest of the site now. That's what I'm going to do. If you'll excuse me...