Yes, it’s another filler post. I actually have been knitting, and I’ll have pictures soon. It took baby socks and baby booties to get me back in the flow; quick things I could finish in a night, and that will use up some of the yarn remnants I have lying around. So, here – have another meme, stolen from James Lipton, who stole it from Bernard Pivot.
ames on The Actor’s Studio (cue orchestra and riotous applause).
1. What is your favorite word?
I don’t think I have one, actually. I’m not much for favorite this or favorite that. Also, I’ve noticed a lot of people use really big words for their “favorite word” part, which amuses me but kind of fits, because they’re special words that are brought out on special occasions. Or the person just wants to be seen as intellectual, ha. I like words that are soft and sweet – heather, heart, sugar, damask, cotton, fluff, daybreak, acquiesce. I love words that invoke a certain image or sensation, and if it makes me think of lounging in crisp cotten bedsheets at 9:30 on a sunny Sunday morning, with orange juice, an open window to the sea, a loved one, and a furry pet of some kind, then those are words I love.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Fag – it has an ugly homophobic edge to it that is never not present, no matter who uses it, and it always makes me feel weird and defensive.
3. What turns you on?
Competence; nice hands; softly rounded upper arms; big pretty smiles; Kate Hewlett; people doing what they were always meant to do; joie de vivre that’s expressed but kind of contained (continually excited people freak me out); Brooklyn accents (I do not know why); affection; husky voices, and my mom reads this blog, so I will stop there. Ha.
4. What turns you off?
Arrogance (with a few exceptions, hello, Starbuck); the gloss of “I am SO pretty and SO awesome”; super-skinnyness from not eating; spitting ew ew ew; dipping; smugness; people who are sloppy eaters (in the eat-with-my-mouth-open and stick-my-tongue-waaaay-out-to-get-the-food way); excessive hairiness, overt sexuality. I’m kind of a prude.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
My cat’s purr; the way my dog Jake used to grumble when I had to wake him up from a deep sleep; the quiet intimacy of club jazz (think Dinah Washington, the kind you hear in dark clubs, sung by whiskey-voiced women and sad trumpets); thunderstorms; my best friend’s dorky creaky laugh; the random bursts of music you hear when an orchestra is playing around and warming up.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming misbehaved children in public areas; televisions that are on just for background noise; the crinkle crinkle crinkle of candy wrappers in theaters; the sounds of birthing scenes in tv shows and movies. I cannot watch those at ALL.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
One of my law school friends was big on “son of a bitch”, which I always liked. I wish I were more creative in my cussing.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
So many! Theater musician, you know the ones that provide the music for the plays? Travel journalist, professional singer (I am so stealing the BFF’s guitar one day, just watch me), actor, professor in a small college (although of what, I have no idea), small business owner (yarn store, natch), and while I don’t really want to do the work of being an astronaut (and am completely math-deficient), I would go out in space in a heartbeat – so when they finally build that off-world colony in the stars, I will do whatever job it takes to get me signed up on the list to go. I will sweep floors and clean bathrooms, as long as I get a hour in front of a window every day to stare at the beauty. My knee-jerk response to any of the “if Farscape/Stargate/random science fiction thing were real, would you go” questions is ALWAYS yes. I cannot imagine turning it down.
9. What profession would you never want?
Physician. I never ever want to be that responsible for someone else’s health, or the determining factor over whether someone lives or dies. No no no. Also, reporter, because there’s a level of invasion that they have to be comfortable with and I’m not.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You’re right. People really should have listened to you more and followed directions. I think “you’re right” are the two most beautiful words in the English language, and if people just freaking DID AS THEY WERE TOLD, so many things would run smoothly that are horrific messes now. Someone asked me once if I would rather be right or be happy, and I laughed in her face, because to be right IS to be happy. Silly woman. As a close friend said, “I’m sure there are more Christian things to enjoy, but the sweet sweet joy of being right pretty much trumps all.” IT IS SO TRUE.